Revenge of the Mormons.

Crawl out through the fallout

Seconded sports ball is too low brow and not suitable for intelligent beings.

Somewhere in the world, SpongeBob has a csi type theory board on his wall and hes posed in the Always Sunny meme explaining this concept to a completely disinterested squidward.

This could also say "do you know what how to use a pc? No, Apple, yes, “are you proficient with pcs” yes, Linux, no, windows.

What are these huge pants you speak of?