Right. This is almost as much of a problem for him as his lack of golfing skills.

Erika and J.D. sitting in a tree S.N.I.P.I.N.G.

Oh no, they’ll be too distracted to tell me where Mankrik’s wife is. I’m never going to find her at this rate.

Deutschland, sounds like what we should call Netherlands

Until you then find out that the Netherlands is actually called “Nederland” in the Netherlands. And the reason they’d called “Dutch” in America is due to an archaic mix-up between the two nationalities.