I assure you, many stocks have gone much much lower. It’s called “penny stocks”. They’re exactly what they sound like. They’re mostly used as pump and dump schemes. Company is worth $0.01 per stock? Buy $10,000 dollars worth. Then, when it eventually becomes worth $0.02, you sell, and make an easy $10,000. Repeat every few days.
…it’s too hot? Ok,now I just imagine you jerking yourself silly over the idea of making a joke where the punchline is gaslighting him. Is that really what turns you on? What kind of a guy gets turned on by THAT???
Oh…oh wait. You might be onto something!
furiously masturbates
I mean…maybe? I didn’t realize there was a strict code of conduct on Lemmy where our jokes had to adhear to realism. Very sorry for the mishap. I’ll only tell jokes where the punchlines seem they could happen in real life.
So a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “What’cha havin?” And the guy says “A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!!!” and then proceeds to cry that his wife has left him.
…I just don’t know about this realism humor.
Not sure why you’d be kicked out. You’re not disturbing anyone. You’d be the only one in there.
Ok, and lets see you communicate in your second language.
Oh? You only know english??? Juat the one language??? Well, maybe don’t mock others for a skill you don’t even have.
“Good evening we begin tonights news coverage with a public shooting. It happened at a nearby McDonalds, when ouRKaoS was given his order WITHOUT recieving the apple pie they had ordered. From there things went from bad to worse. We now go live to some underpaid intern who’s at the scene, where I’m told the shooter is still killing people.”
YOU get a lawsuit! And YOU get a lawsuit!
EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS STUPIDITY GETS A LAWSUIT!!!
Too bad they’ll all be thrown out of court after the company pays off the judge…Ya know, it used to be when I’d say things like that, which I knew were always true, that people would say I’m crazy. That businesses can’t just BUY their way out of a lawsuit.
And now, the corruption is just out there. Everyone can see it now. Which kind of validates me, but also it means that things have gotten so much worse though out there. Now they feel no fear in basically telling the public “We run this shit, not you.”
Now for the next thing people will think I’m crazy for. Once they have it well established that they have bought and own the government, they’ll begin taking things away. I’m not talking about healthcare, or important things. That’s already started. They’re in the process right now of gutting programs like SNAP, and Medicaid. They began that about a year ago.
What I’m talking about is, right now you have no reason to believe that you can’t go down to your local ice cream parlor and get an ice cream cone. Nothing wrong with that. No reason to believe you’ll be denied. Give it time. There will come a day where you go to get ice cream, and they’ll tell you no. You’re not part of the in group. You’re not allowed to have ice cream.
And I’m not saying this about just ice cream. That’s just one example of something that is an affordable luxury, that has zero importance in life but it makes you feel good. It brings you joy.
Those are the types of things you’ll start being denied as they take more and more for themselves. They’ll want movie theaters to no longer allow the common man. They’ll want public pools closed, and renovated into private pools with private entry. They’ll want everything for them, and for you to beg to get common luxuries.
For them, it’s not about having vs not having. It’s about power. The ability to lick an ice cream cone, as they watch you go without, and laugh. They want the status of being able to tell you what to do. They want the world for themselves. That’s where this whole epstein’s island comes from. Some of them might actually be attracted to young kids, but really the thrill for them is to be able to take your sons and daughters dignity. They want what society says they can’t have, and is wrong for anyone to have. They want that. They want the taboo. They want the power to say they can have it anytime they want. Regardless of how wrong it is. To them it’s a show of power, and that’s all they’ve ever cared about.
Call me crazy, but in 20 years, when there’s an entire generation who’s never tasted ice cream in their lives, maybe you’ll remember this post. Probably not, but I will. Just like if I knew where my 1st grade teacher, Mrs Huey was, I’d go tell her the conversation we had 30+ years ago. The one in which she claimed that I’d grow up, and stop playing video games. I told her that on my death bed, I’d be playing video games no matter how old I got. I’m 42 now, and I’d ask her “At what point am I going to grow out of video games? When does the growing up happen? I’m older today, than you were the day you said that.” And she, in turn, I assume would tell me it’s not important, and that it was 30 years ago. Which is frustrating because 30 years ago she wouldn’t believe me, and now, she won’t care. Anything to avoid saying you were wrong I suppose. Which is weird to me. I have no issue when I’m wrong. Happens quite a bit. When I was 8, I thought I’d grow up to be one of the ninja turtles. Which, just conceptually makes no sense. The turtles became the turtles because they were already regular turtles, and then mutated when they got covered in toxic waste. If anything, I’d just be a really big mutated human. Think about it. The turtles were little regular pet store turtles. Maybe 7 inches tall if held upright. Then they get splashed with ooze, and they’re like 7 feet tall. So as a kid, I was probably 4 feet tall…so I’d be like 30 feet tall I guess? I mean, that would still be cool, but also, we’re ignoring the medical problems of being mutated. I’d probably get cancer again.
What was I talking about again?
I don’t see why not…rabbits are animals. That’s just a fact, Jack! And fish are fish…and bee’s are knees…wait a second…
Sounds like the rocks kicked you.
That too.
What about Robin Hood? Steals from the rich, gives to the poor.
I don’t even know who that is. I just know that one picture.
And if you plant some bamboo on the property, it REALLY becomes a problem for the data centers.
I’m 42, living in the united states, never had a drivers liscense.
If they tried this over here, people would die. Because they’d force me to be behind the wheel of an automobile.
And thus, people would die.
And I was downvoted for saying there are too many variations of linux distros.
Post war? Buddy, we were already onto a new war! Because in the USA, you’re nrver post war. There’s always another war tomorrow.
No no…it’s not memory issues. It’s the fact that they play team sports with politics.
“OOOOOHHH!!! I’M SO MAD AT THE PEOPLE I VOTED FOR!!!”
Then the next election comes, and that same politician they’ve been mad at for years is up for reelection.
“OOOOHHH!!! I’M STILL MAD AT YOU…but the other guy represents the other party, which as we all know are controlled by the lizard people, who only want to kill us all. I better vote for my time and trusted politician who I voted for before, which aligns with my beliefs…”
Two weeks later…
“OOOOOHHHH I’M SO MAD AT THE PEOPLE I VOTED FOR!!!”
AAAAAAND repeat for the rest of their lives.
(edited because my original reply was uselessly mean)
Uhhhh…hey buddy, we’re in a Lemmy thread. No need for anger even if you disagree. It’s a Lemmy thread. Nobody died. It’s far from being worthy of giving this level of anger over, when SOOOOOOOOO much worse shit to get mad about.
For example, our president is a pedophile surrounded in government by pedophile protectors.
It’s not a conspiracy that the largest companies ARE working together to make the rich richer while the common man gets less. The world now has a trillionaire. At no point is there any reason why anyone should have even 1/10th of that.
And the media is designed to keep us divided, and now CBS and CNN may as well be called state media, while Rupert Murdock (founder of Fox News) said something like “I realized I could make a lot of money by emotionally manipulating people based on racial bias. You can sell racism.”
And now we’re back here, in this Lemmy thread getting heated over publishing fees and gambling. Kinda gives you a scale.
I’ll take the solar panel.