Or naming your kid Jeffrey. I think that name is done.

…and they will. They know the drill.

The only shakes Kegsbreath has are boozy ones.

People drown in sinks.

So, does he qualify for any of the $1.776B slush fund for people who fell victim to a politically weaponized DoJ? He seems like the perfect candidate.

Maybe he can qualify for some of the $1.776 billion for victims of a weaponized DoJ.

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So, which entry-level employee with no ability to be responsible for this will be fired, and how big will the fine they won’t have to pay be?

To be fair, news as a public service stopped being a thing the second “60 Minutes” started making a profit. After that, all news programming had to make the station money.

This wasn’t just some random mural either…it was painted by Wyland, and should have been recognized as such before it was painted over. This was the destruction of a valuable work of art by a world-famous painter.

Have you met people lately?

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He’d probably like that.

I always say to people “how long is one million seconds?”

The answer is 11.5 days.

Then i say “how long is a billion seconds?”

The answer is 31.7 YEARS.

Nobody needs to be a billionaire.