That’s how I first read it

So this would have no effect on Donald Trump 😄

But according to OOP, bug consumption makes people & turtles sick.

Whoah I just saw this meme elsewhere about 5 minutes ago:

UwU

Would it not be reasonable to assume that his attachment to the elephant plushie is a symptom of his inattentiveness & distractability?

Perfectly reasonable but let’s also recognize that some social norms exist only because of tradition, and are unnecessary & uncomfortable, these social norms need to be questioned & challenged & done away with. When enough people question them and challenge them, and eventually get rid of some unnecessary oppressive social norms, we can continue to evolve as a species.

Passin’ gas

She’s scarabeetles.

Will be the best speech ever!!

WHAT?? These flat slippery rectangles ARE NOT ergonomic at all until user inserts it into an ergonomic case of their choosing.

Ok then, where money? Money gone to pet supply store & veterinarian. I was promised pure gold.

He honestly doesn’t care whether or not people show up. The whole thing is a money laundering scam.

Can I make it any more obvious??

Yeah this doesn’t make me want to buy perfume. It makes me want to look around and find the nearest escalator.

How to prevent leakage? 🤔

Something something touch grass.

Ah you’re wise. My first thought was experimenting with red & yellow food coloring until the objective was achieved

Serious question though: does turmeric have flavor?

With infinite screen mental stimulation, there’s no need for wall decorations 😝

Eternal money & healthcare.