[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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    4 days ago

    Oh you’re finally in the “wyaah, I want to get the last word but I can’t be bothered to read for a dozen seconds so I’m just gonna pretend like cool guys reply to comments they don’t read wyaaah byaah” - part?

    Yeah I’ve seen this literally hundreds of times.

    So why did you approach me in DM’s? You won’t answer, because everyone knows the reason:

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        Can’t be bothered to actually say anything, just like you have all night. Just stalk me, DM me, then slink away because you’re ashamed of what you yourself say.

        Isn’t that so?

        Here an example of your rhetorical brilliance.

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            Says the person who is squirming having to write one line replies because he can’t justify any of his actions or words.

            You can’t say why you’re going around obsessed with me, replying to several different threads, then even DM’ing me.

            Ofc it’s because you thought you could harass me.

            And now it’s just pathetically trying to “get the last word” even when you literally can’t say anything, just repeat empty oneliners. I’ve literally literally seen hundreds of kids like you have this exact fucking tantrum.

            Soo you’ll evolve into answering something like “k” or “didn’t read”. No wait you did the latter one already :DDD

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              Look at this. Thinking using a second account to downvote makes you look good. Oh btw I haven’t checked the voting ciz ai know #2 is you.

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                Roflmao who the fuck would do that? Oh right, you.

                I don’t give a toss about the votes, but YOU do.

                That’s why you approached me in DM’s. And because we know you can’t help but to project, this means that not only are you stalking my profile, pouring over every single comment I write, and sending me DM’s, you’re also so fkin pathetic you have several accounts for Lemmy…? I literally though you couldn’t be more pathetic. I was mistaken.

                So now someone has upvoted me or downvoted you and you “ciz ai know #2 is you”.

                Because I’ve definitely shown I care about them as desperately as you? Oh right. I’m not a whiny child, unlike you.

                Why did you approach me in DM’s? Why do you follow me? Why are you obsessed with me?

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                  Dance to my tune bitch. You think you’re all that, but you’re being puppetted because of your arrogance.

                  4 paragraphs. 7 today.

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                    Now you’re literally repeating the insults that you got hurt by yesterday.

                    See “dance to my tune” makes sense for me, because I keep predicting your behaviour, like you can see throughout the thread and our DM’s. The DM’s where you reply with childish shit like this :D

                    Thanks for playing kiddo, but I beat you yesterday. Now it’s just you crying how you don’t like it. But it’s still very much already happened no matter how many times you repeat my comments back at me at a pathetic attempt to insult.

                    You can’t hurt me. Nothing you say affects me in any way. But you are so mad you can’t even control yourself, just like you haven’t for 24 hours, kicking and screaming like a wittve babby. ;>

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                    And how many comments have you left where you don’t have anything to say?

                    You’re genuinely so fkin stupid you don’t realise that you’re using some preschool notions of “look, that guy writes a lot, what a nerd”, even when you want to be that “nerd” but you’re just not smart enough. :((((

                    So you approach me in DM’s, without having anything to say. Because you’re obsessed with me, because I’m not a meaningless lil masturbator like you, and you recognise that. You don’t accept that you recognise it, but you do.

                    Like I’ve said been here done this zzz. You haven’t been able to say a single fucking thing. Yet you keep using a message board? Maybe you should go to Facebook to play some games…?

                    Say something. Why are you in my DM’s? Can’t say…? Wittve babby is a bit scawed of the answews everyone can see…? :D