[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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    4 days ago

    Dancing to my tune just like you did yesterday. I ask for a tally, you provide. Like an obedient dog.

    21 hours ago. Weird how you dropped using that “dance to my tune, bitch” bit after I showed eveyone I said it to you yesterday. You simply have no originality. Nor even output. And you think that’s better than being literate? Preschool recess level stuff pheeeww.

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        4 days ago

        So are you angry because when I write two paragraphs, it’s like I have completely encrypted it from you, because you simply can not read that much.

        And you wonder why I laugh at your ego. Youre so desperate to find anything that you think could hurt me. You never will, little babby, even though I make you angry enough to scream and act like a temper-tantruming four-year old.

        You can’t answer a simple question; why did you send me direct messages?

        You know, these

        This you?

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            4 days ago

            “I spam a message board with one liners. I have actually nothing to say and I don’t even know what thread this is. I just know I hate that guy for making me cry”

            Yaaadayaadayaada

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                3 days ago

                Oh, apologies hunny, I had a really busy day.

                So still going with the count, but not being able to say why you’re here or why you DM’d me? ;< Afraid of looking like a moron? Too late. :/

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                    3 days ago

                    Aww is the loser of tired of losing, no more spam trades about how “I’m wasting time”, because I actually enjoy writing.

                    Got a little tired of writing, because you realised what a child you’d been after you slept?

                    Haven’t changed much though, still spamming “loser” as if I thought internet threads have “winners” and “losers” instead of it being just conversation?

                    I can see how you would. Remember when I bet you wouldn’t last two days? Guess I was right. You couldn’t last even a day after that comment, rofl.

                    Also, if there are winners and losers, then you multiplied my winnings several times over by replying to me all over and then running away with your tail between your legs. :D

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                    3 days ago

                    Oh boy, I whistle and you cumma running, despite me taking a 24h break. You’re really obsessed with me. How many days can you take?

                    Heyyy, buddy buddy buddy, wheres the running count of my paragraphs? Surely you didn’t stop because I pointed out how dumb it looks on your profile (which I still haven’t even visited haha)?

                    Look at the rhetorical genius at work!