• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      19 days ago

      When I was 18 I got pulled over for that actually. I got away with it because I told the cop I dropped my cigarette in my floorboard. Truth be told I was higher than bird pussy and was waiting for the green.

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          17 days ago

          What extant land animal, when standing upright on flat ground, has the highest testicles (measured from the lowest part of the testicle)? Is it actually a giraffe? Because it seems like it’s a giraffe.