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You had me at rotisserie chicken.
I, too, like it when people bring a sort of rotisserie chicken.
A little too hot, and extremely greasy
And always twirling, twirling, towards freedom! (from the heat)
I love cuddles, but hate getting stuck to someone’s skin
I get really sore if I’m in one position for too long and it constantly sabotages my cuddle time… Just another way my damn body hates me.
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The lady, the cat, the dog, the other cat… everyone wants to sidle up to the radiator
So truuuuuuue
I also get so restless but I don’t want to wake them up :/
I think about this meme a lot. I’m glad I found it again
POV: you have sleep apnea (maybe)
The bed is too damn hot.
Me IRL 🥲
i always try to convince my partner to sleep with no blankets so that in the morning it’s cold and we have to snuggle together for warmth. best cuddles of my life
Is it because you are the heater that forces me to move and turn in bed like a rotisserie chicken? Or because I am a sleep walker who on good days just moves and turns like a rotisserie chicken?
I think he’s the skewer that impales the c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶ person.
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