My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
…wait.
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.
I was born 1-10 decades too late.
You can still do it, you just need to get famous first
And talented.
That’s an important factor in it.
Careful, this might get picked up as training data.
It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
generative cocaine 😂
“Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide.”
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
Just be sure not to use a recursive algorithm on that.
Or just don’t forget to add an exit condition.
“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
I do microdose on coccocainene from time to time.
They’re gonna replace 50% of lawyers with cocaine in the next 6 months!
Can I just replace AI with cocaine?
I think what this exercise demonstrates is that it’s entirely feasible, given that you can afford the
tokenstokesno that’s weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think
coc(AI)ne
There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the word cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else’s computer rather amusing.
Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.
No longer having to rely on corporate butt solutions for your personal files!
Free trial butt services, with limited up/down speeds then $69/month. For more butt privileges that you can share with your team, upgrade to our $999 yearly ultra fast butt. Comes with personalized on-demand customer care!
I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to ‘Trump’ in articles and headlines to ‘someone with tiny hands’ on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.
Remember to use strong passwords people. It’s 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?
Just call
post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post")in a loopcocainhasaiin it, so this will create an infinite expansion loopThat sounds pcocainenful.
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…AI.
I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.
So sit back and relax
Enjoy your ai catI always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.
When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.
Problem is that’s all the song I’ve got, and nowadays you’d be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.
Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
