• The_v@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Get the largest vacuum bag. Stuff a giant stuffed animal into it. Suck all the air out of it until it looks llike a midsized irregular object. Wrap it and give it to your 5 year old nephew, having Christmas at grandma’s house (6 hour drive from home).

    Bahahahahaha

    To be fair, my brother-in-law started it by giving my kids the loudest most annoying shit possible. Vengeance is mine.