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minus-squarerambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 hours agoI once had a fairly humorous interaction with someone who has DID: “Where am I, what year is it?” “You’re in Ireland, it’s 2026.” “Did you guys reunify yet?” “Alas, no.” “FUCK!” It’s rather terrifying to come to and have no idea what country you’re in but the priorities are correct it seems.
minus-squareSaorSaol@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoThere’s a joke about an Irish man in a coma who wakes up decades later. He asks what year it is and all that jazz, before asking: “Tell me, is there still all that sectarian violence between Celtic and Rangers?” “Yeah, unfortunately that’s still going on.” “That’s a shame, but tell me are we still beating them in football?” “Yeah last game we won 1-15 to 2-10”
I once had a fairly humorous interaction with someone who has DID:
“Where am I, what year is it?”
“You’re in Ireland, it’s 2026.”
“Did you guys reunify yet?”
“Alas, no.”
“FUCK!”
It’s rather terrifying to come to and have no idea what country you’re in but the priorities are correct it seems.
There’s a joke about an Irish man in a coma who wakes up decades later.
He asks what year it is and all that jazz, before asking:
“Tell me, is there still all that sectarian violence between Celtic and Rangers?”
“Yeah, unfortunately that’s still going on.”
“That’s a shame, but tell me are we still beating them in football?”
“Yeah last game we won 1-15 to 2-10”