Especially when it comes to business. I just got off of a meeting with a company that focuses on “monetizing the user experience journey” and the amount of jargon that was used just left me yearning to go tend a field instead.

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    “I think with February, it really starts with heightened time awareness around that reduced execution bandwidth.”

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      Ah! I thought the whole conversation was corporate jargon word salad and I comprehended none of it, but now that part actually makes sense. In a nauseating corporate jargon kind of way.

      “February is a short month so we must compress our productivity & earnings into that shorter amount of time.”