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ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.

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I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.

ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • ghost with votes@scribe.disroot.org
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    Amusing thought, but I don’t think most women can lick their own pussies either, and they (in general) don’t seem to be as fucked up as men (in general) are . . .

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      You know, I’ve met enough assholes on both sides to disprove this argument. It really seems like people will be shit regardless of gender.

      In conclusion, everyone should suck their own genitals!

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    You guys can’t suck you own dicks?

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    I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.

    EDIT: Never mind, sounds like it’s a parental feature on their device.

    • ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.caOP
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      What do you mean?

      • Janx@piefed.social
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        Maybe it’s your instance, but it censored “dicks”.

        • ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.caOP
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          Oh it’s the family phone, there’s a feature on it that censors bad words, stupid mom put it. God.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷‍♂️

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      Dong bong?

  • cattywampas@lemmy.world
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    Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      You say that like it’s a bad thing

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