• fisch@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    When I’m up at night and I can’t sleep… does that mean that there are monsters nearby?

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      7 days ago

      Better not look under your bed, and remember to cover yourself entirely with a blanket of magical protection. Remember, just a bit of an exposed body part is enough to nullify the blanket’s protection.

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      7 days ago

      Almost always, IME anyways. If you haven’t seen Pet Cemetery, DON’T, because the kid hiding under the bed with the razor blade that will cut through your Achilles tendon might actually be there.