You sir are making no sense whatsoever. JFK could not have fit all those panties in his hat.

Also everyone knows he assassinated himself, So he knew exactly when it was going to happen

Those could have been the panties of men in his stovepipe hat, though…

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JFK was a known womanizer.

A litany of presidents and leaders across an endless time have also been, but yeah, some disguise it better or have a traditional media / power structure that knows not to be curious.