Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoPissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.message-squaremessage-square123linkfedilinkarrow-up1184arrow-down138file-text
arrow-up1146arrow-down1message-squarePissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square123linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62arrow-down1·2 days agoPooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 days agoCtrl-F “waffle stomp” Ah, there it is…
minus-squarefizzle@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal. Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoyou can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
minus-squareMunkisquisher@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoThat’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoMy issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoOnly if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 days agoThis was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoMy bad. Too many medical shows lately.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoWhy has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoYes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoIt’s modern shart, you philistine
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoWait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoYou don’t have a shower scoop?
minus-squareChozo@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoWe’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
minus-squaredrzoidberg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoJust waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThey come in a pack with a poop knife.
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
I knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal.
Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
That’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
My issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
Only if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
It’s modern shart, you philistine
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
Higher is looser.
You don’t have a shower scoop?
We’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
They come in a pack with a poop knife.