Life is Strange: only slightly woke
Tomb Raider, Halo Infinite: Woke AF because checks notes female front line combatants. lol
I love this list so much Pride Pins: wOkE! 1!! 1 Gay Sex: Sightly Woke
Project Zomboid: Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. The Sexy Time and Bedroom Zed events have a 1 in 7 chance of featuring two same sex zombies.
The amount of time and effort it takes to find something like that. Weirdly obsessive over LGBTQ stuff.
I was infinity% sure this was a joke, and then I went to the discussion forum on a game and… it’s not. I’m done for the day I think.
Surprised they haven’t listed any of the Metal Gear Solid games at all in their database… those are woke as fuck.
It lacks a lot of games.
I’ve only really played a few games so far:
- Luanti/Minecraft (estimated 1000 hours total)
- Shantae: Seven Sirens (~30 hours)
- Mindustry (~30 hours)
- Nelly Cootalot: The Fowl Fleet (~30 hours)
- Hyperbolica (~30 hours)
Apparently my library is only slightly woke. I need to work harder.
Halo being woke because the body type for male and female are the same?
They both look different though. Is this accurate?
Those chucklefuck lunatic reactionaries abuse the word “woke” so much in their blind hatred that it is indeed a cliche.
I tried to check my games list and the browser crashed.
Is that a positive response?
Just checked Outer Wilds, which is deemed „slighly woke“ because the race of aliens to which you belong all use they/them pronouns. They do note that the race of aliens you‘re studying all use he/him/she/her pronouns.
Here‘s the thing - your race has evolved from amphibians. Hermaphroditism and spontaneous sex-change is a well-established trait in some species of amphibians. The other race are mammals, where such examples are much rarer.
For it to actually be a „woke“ thing, rather than world-building, you‘d have to have one of the mammals be referred to as „they“. Or, perhaps, one of your race referred to as „he“ or „she“. As it is, it suggests that gender is either non-existent or fluid amongst your species and therefore it makes no sense to use that as an identifier, and gender exists amongst the other species and therefore it does make sense to use that as an identifier.
And, truthfully, we don‘t know, because other than a couple of references to people „flirting“ with each other (in both species) and you being referred to as „hatchling“ rather than being given a name, sex gender, reproduction, etc. doesn‘t come up at all.
LMFAO
Wonderful woke games in my library: cyberpunk (because it encourages body modification hahahahahaha), dark souls 3 (the reversal ring, can’t make this shit up), Gary’s mod (kinda fair actually, I’ve heard alot of homosexual kissing in dark rp. Not that ice ever done that, for sure not, nope.) The binding of Isaac (Its one of the best games of all time what the fuck are these idiots talking about) among us (AMOGUS) halo infinity (features female front line combatants…) war thunder (because a single tank has a skin with anime women on it. Like what, how the fucknis that woke? You idiots don’t even know your own rules.) Hiveswap (gimme my fucking quadrant relationships you ducking weirdos) home front the revolution (features a black female engineer. Like, I couldnt possibly come up with anything more cartoonishly racist if I tried.) And last but not least, runescape (fair, actually, its why I still occasionally come back, gotta grind forever.)
Edit: i was shaking i was so hungry when I wrote this, but I think the misspellings and errors make it funny so its staying.
Looked up my list and it’s really curious to see the ratings for my favorite games. Some games were marked “woke” for things I absolutely wouldn’t have thought of, while in other games I think some of the messaging flew over their heads.
Woke: Counterstrike, because there are female skins
Not Woke: FTL, where the main goal is to defeat an organization of violent racist facists.
Not Woke: FTL, where the main goal is to defeat an organization of violent racist facists.
Ehh, I’ve played the game a fair bit over the years and haven’t noticed that detail
Isn’t the rebelion’s whole deal that they’re human supremacists?
I didn’t use to read the texts too carefully when playing, so idk, I don’t remember it. But Wikipedia agrees with you, so I guess that’s how it is.
Come to think of it, even if they missed the narrative motivation, they would still have to count it as woke because it has female crew members who are just as efficient and strong as male ones. I shit you not, that was their complaint regarding Age of Empires 2 and 3…
The human supremecist plot is told through bits of text but also the fact that all rebel ships have 100% human crew.
Meanwhile the Federation (which is the government the player is fighting to preserve) values diversity and attempts to make peace with all the aliens.
One of the achievements you need to unlock one of the federation ships is to have a crew with at least 6 different species or something like that.
Factorio is considered “slightly woke” since enemies attack pollution producing machinery… Holy hell these guys are insane
Nobody tell Kovarex.
