To stay consistent with the running joke of the meme, heresies would be forks that don’t work and I wouldn’t recommend for anyone to use.

Like WSL being prosperity gospel.

Orthodox

I’m sure the Catholics would disagree with me, and that’s fine with me. But personally I would say the Orthodox are the oldest continuous movement of Christianity. Not only do they historically beat out the Romans by a few decades, but also they have maintained a far more consistent liturgy over the millennia. The Catholics have had a a good handful of major liturgical changes that I would say constitute a few major breaks in historical consistency.

That’s not a criticism from me. I’m Anglican.

If only Christians centuries ago agreed on a basic statement that could define what is orthodox Christianity…

The guy is really just not right about that. There was a lot of cultural mixing going around back in the early iron age, but Judaism borrowed much more from the Egyptians, Babylonians, and the Greeks than they did the Persians. And it also has a lot of very unique features as well.

Yes there was also cultural exchange with the Persians that found it’s way into Judaism, but it’s just not correct to say it’s a copy.

We’ll have to wait until AluminumOS is actually released to place it on the chart.

My guess is that it becomes First Baptist in Dallas.

Pentecostal is KaOS.

A built-from-scratch Linux that doesn’t rely on any of the other branches and just does is own kinda specific thing. (You can probably suggest something better. I was kinda running out of ideas for that one.)

It’s immutable.

Your distro chose you.

Happy Lent.

Backwater folk making things work the best they can.

I think that’s a pretty good description of non-denom/Baptist churches. User checks out!

If you use Slack then you are probably a person that finds benefit in self-inflicted struggles. You seriously might find benefit and meaning in the Orthodox Church.

Amen.

I do not consider those churches to be Christian. Their theology is significantly removed from orthoxy that it’s unrecognizable.

But even still, as with WSL, you can find some Christianity in there if you work really hard to find it.

Ok.

Think about it a little more…

Right. FreeBSD having a devil logo was really just a coincidental bonus.

Pop_OS! would be United Churches of Christ. Derived from Ubuntu, and generally accepted as reliable and easy for newbies.

I like reading the comments from people that got the joke.

The motorcycle chose you?

Then you aren’t my main target audience.

What’s your distro and I’ll reassign you.