Well there’s this one old rich white man at the top of the pyramid scheme and he benefits from everyone else’s detriment. So drive to the office we must!

Nevermind that he COULD sell the office building and make bank plus cutting all those immense operating costs and make all the employees love him and improve efficiency and morale and even make the shareholders giggle with glee as the profit to cost ratio jumps. Nah. What’s more important is that “This is how we’ve always done it.” so back to the mines you slobs.

He’s going to steal the Declaration of Inbeependence

And he just happened to still be carrying around a backpack full of evidence several days later for funzies. Convenient.

We had that too. >3000 people all forced to RTO for “reasons” and probably 95% of all those people do their jobs entirely on a computer. The real stupid irony is having to now commute into an office just to join a zoom call with the half of my team that is out of state and gets to stay in their homes.