“I need a vpn”

Why?

“Privacy”

You trust SuperNeatVPN headquartered in $unregulatedCountry more than your own ISP? It’s all TLS now anyways.

“I run a VPN because Joe Rogan says I need to in order to be secure”

Man, do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is when people run VPNs on their BYOD or work device (hey I don’t manage it, I’m just the MSP), have an established history of popping up all around the world, and then eagerly click the phishing links?

Serial killers and Catholics have unhealthy obsessions with human body fragments.

The mistake was a bunch of people who learned how to use computers as adults thinking that the only way to learn how to use a computer is to do so from a young age, in non-vocational ways.

Doesn’t make sense, does it?

They sell battery powered angle grinders at Harbour Freight.

Oops, that test hit 80% of customers, was supposed to be 20%.

“Surprise”

It’s about 6% of net profit according to some websit.