Plus there are podcasts that use those subs for content, so people submit their “creative” writing to see if they can get featured.

Also, Jack Reacher is a great name for a gay porn star.

Shit. Good point.

Businesses refusing to maintain proper websites are going to prop facebook up long into the future.

You’re right. They deserve to pay 50% more per ounce of beef for defying me.

I’m not going to use Trivago, but I love that commercial. My wife and I will do grinning impressions at each other while trying not to move our faces.

Also smash burgers. Why are people paying actual hamburger prices for what seem to be burnt scraps from other people’s burgers?

Minus the lobotomies, that’s still happening.

One of the food delivery apps labeled something “long distance delivery” at five miles. I could walk that. I didn’t, but I certainly didn’t pay someone else to drive it.

Does the alpha male have a yucky tummy? Poor thing.

One of those “emphasis can be placed on any word” sentences.

I assume that’s why she left. To recharge the jade egg that’s been animating him for the past three years.