FuglyDuck

This guy is the reason his mom is pro-choice.

He probably wasn’t even invited. He probably just showed up. Like that creepy kid nobody likes.

I’m also pretty sure they didn’t respect him in the morning.

Crack? Or steroids?

I’m gonna go with both.

how much wood could a woody get if a woody could get wood?

Jesus does it from behind.

Brings a whole new meaning to “Christ on a cracker “

Eh.

He wasn’t the kind of financier that handled accounts, he was the kind that had connections and when you needed a loan knew who could hook you up.

Of course, his real line of work was trafficking children.

Another one:

Epstein is a convicted sex offender. They keep calling him, “disgraced Financier”