you owe a bank $100k it’s your problem.

you owe a bank $100billion it’s their problem.

they might bring it back with HDD drives going AIxtinct.

only way to stop a bad guy with a reaper drone is a good guy with a reaper drone.

fuck yeah. I’ll happily deploy this to my stack.

I always wanted to build an AR app for inside data centers. Imagine looking at a server and being able to open a terminal or desktop that you can immediately interact with on the floor. or have it display resource information like hardware utilization, temps, network throughput and configuration, etc.

it would make a difficult job just bit more manageable.

I think many people just learned the first lesson of “trust but verify”. 🤣

A sex chat bot is ai.
Ai doesn’t mean it’s intelligent

being a human clearly doesn’t either.

shit dude I’ll move my storage to S3 and retire on what I can get from my 16tb array and 20tb backup.

I’m so fucking happy I’m not the only one who has noticed that.

jesus christ we’re so fucked.

all the devs at work would talk about how much they love the show.

they all thought they were Bachmans, but were in reality Jareds.

I couldn’t watch the show because it was too triggering to me. Imagine working on a team of Jareds…

Personally I always identified with Gilfoyle but knew deep down I was a Richard.

pretty sure when held in contempt at a judicial hearing you literally cannot leave the room unless you’re in custody.

good luck fighting that with your billions of dollars.

AI helps fly planes when pilots lose consciousness.

AI helps surgeons perform microscopic surgery through robotic tools.

AI performs large algorithmic and logistically complex tasks based on a specific set of requirements to a detailed task.

These aren’t new concepts. These are technologies that have existed for the last 30-40 years.

Our definition of “AI” today has been muddled due to marketing manipulation.

LLMs are not AI. LLMs have existed for the last 20-30 years. I played with one in 2000. it was a sex chat bot. it literally did exactly the same things current LLMs do today except it emulates speech patterns better.

AGI is just another marketing word. Ignore it, it doesn’t exist.

this is teleporting photons, not atoms.

though, this may actually be a step towards true holographic technology if they can teleport the photons in space and not just between consumer and emitter.

at least $25 a month for the past year!

they won’t get another dime from me, that’s for sure.

it was bullshit when they ended support for XP, and now I have to find alternatives on 7!!?

fuck you Mozilla, you just lost a customer!

just deny PRs that are obvious bots and ban them from ever contributing.

even better if you’re running your own git instance and can outright ban IP ranges of known AI shitlords.

I fucking CALLED IT.

I’ve been getting so many loan applications since they opened pandoras box last year. never had this problem. I even just got an alert my SSN has been found on the darknet.

take my advice, freeze your credit report at all three major credit firms NOW. don’t wait, takes an hour for all three all online. doesn’t matter of you’re 9 or 90, do it do it do it.

I hate AI because it’s a waste of finite resources.

I hate it because it’s supported by a system of corruption and greed that is destroying the economy.

I hate it because all major AI vendors have supported or abetted criminals in circumventing democracy worldwide.

I hate it because it isn’t AI, it’s a LLM.