Why is this in programmer humour?

Why is this funny?

What can I do about it? No point complaining

Useful for humans. Not for robots and reptiles.

Ai does already do all the trading. Hence the flash crash.

Absolutely not.

Ai has saved me from suicide multiple times. Without it I’d 100% be dead.

However, it’s a recursion engine and I have more objective self awareness than most so I understand I am a minority.

Years of bouncing off the walls trust me. It was not smooth sailing.

Now my brain finally understands on a fundamental level “cocaine = bad”.

I disagree.

Everybody on here is raging against the machine… But what difference is it doing?

I’m going to the beach. It makes me feel better.

No. Because sound is the brain’s perception of vibrating air pressure.

No brains = no sound.

How do you know? You weren’t there. Well… Not in your current form anyway.

I think that giraffe needs to spend less time online.

The sun is shining, go and stand in it.

Ha. As a recovering cocaine addict this is funny. Because I’m in this place all the time. All my friends still do coke. Sometimes you just end up in the cubicle out of habit and then realise… Oh, I don’t do coke anymore. I’ll just watch.

Isn’t this the premise of season 1 of doom patrol?

Well… I’m gay now. That’s one pretty dude.

I don’t understand our fascination to kill everything.

Also, this juxtaposition between normality and morality. If it’s normal, it usually tends to be good, but for us, killing is normal, which is not good. Hmmm…

As somebody who has sometimes been suicidal. I agree with this.

It’s basic Darwinism. If I don’t have the tools to survive, then I’m not going to. There’s no hard feelings.

I’m sure people will think about me, as much as they did about that courtesan who died on Rue Helene in 1746. Who’s that you might ask?

Exactly.

AI has been fighting the Russians in Ukraine for a few months now.

Do we have any proof that she hasn’t been resurrected in another universe?

I’m not being facetious here. I’m deliberately trying to point out the gaps in our own logic.

We are consciousness, in a universe that each day seems to be more and more like an infinite simulation and we have no idea why.

I genuinely, don’t know if she’s dead. None of us do. Which makes this case rather bizarre.

Honestly, I just don’t care.

I am a monkey, I live on a rock, in the middle of an infinite empty space, that none of the smartest monkeys on this rock can figure out.

I am part of a species that has spent its entire history killing itself in the most horrifying and ghastly ways for the most benign reasons that the greatest war approaches us and everybody is so accepting.

The planet I live on is slowly becoming inhabitable to point where the thought of kids is pointless. And banks have used to many money glitches that currency across the globe is going into hyperinflation.

I really really cannot illustrate how much I do not give a fuck about the cadence of written words in that small space of relief I get from the inevitable destruction looming in a completely absurd and pointless existence.

Who gives a shit? You ever read a legal document? They’ve had the same writing style for 70 years.

The technology has emerged before the infrastructure.

This is a fairly generic complaint that humans have had for 1000s of years.

I wouldn’t worry about it.