Would you like that super size?

Say what? Is kraft past its date still good? At least milk and butter is still cheap…right?

“is there a water fountain here?”

“Yeah, at the entrance to the neighborhood in the retaining pond”

It’s a luncheon but no food will be served 😔

Irish I was drunk

Is step 1 also Profit!?

Believe in the underpants gnomes theory!

1. Invade Iran at an estimated $1B a day and service men dying. And do that for several months (I hope not longer)
2. …
3. Profit!