I wonder if she ever took the plunge and bought a real cyber truck when they came out.

Ugh that website is blinding me! Why isn’t dark mode working on my Firefox extension?!

Do they generate more money when we watch YouTube shorts?

Something about your comment being skimmed quickly made me think “crime…murder…basement…”

In later follow-up she said her franken-truckla suffered electrical problems, rain leakage, and has been relegated to someone’s backyard, rotting away under a tarp.

Who did he love for 939 years? That’s solid relationship stability.

What is the “V” in V Assisted Death? I can’t figure out what the V means.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who’d never heard of him before he died.

Hey I’ve heard that we can’t obtain that anywhere. It’s pretty rare.

Yes I know anesthesiologists are trained to keep people talking to gauge the moment patient goes under, and they can steer the conversation any direction they please, so it’s really sus he chose to take it THERE.

Furthermore my surgery was being performed in a hospital in California not far from the heart of the entertainment industry, and although The Cosby Show was regularly filmed in a studio in Brooklyn New York, God only knows where Bill Cosby was obtaining his date rape sedatives.

I’ve had plenty of years to turn this over in my mind, who knows if my own doctor may have been involved in providing sedatives to Bill cosby, or at least aware of Bill Cosby’s shenanigans long before anyone else knew.

Again maybe pure coincidence he was just providing chit chat about the most popular TV sitcom at the time, and yes I did have an opinion of Bill Cosby & the Cosby Show in 1989, but didn’t have enough time to formulate a response before going under anesthesia. I did watch the show regularly and enjoyed it but had never given a thought to “Do I like Bill Cosby?” until that moment my anesthesiologogist* asked me that question.

• (LOL look how I spelled that word 🤣 Where is autocorrect when we actually need it? But sure autocorrect has no problem changing “were” to “we’re,” and "ill " to “I’ll,” and “too” to “to.” Autocorrect always trying to make fools of us.)

Heehee you’re not wrong. Maybe I should’ve been more specific while stating the obvious: Newborn babies spend most of the day sleeping but wake up frequently & briefly for maintenance needs.

Thank you for understanding. You get it.

To be fair, babies do sleep a lot. But they also wake up a lot. So we’ve gotta be constantly ready for whatever their vibe is.

No, people did not go around asking each other if they liked Bill Cosby in the 1980s, especially not one blink away from general anesthesia.

I thought it’s a diarrhea rug.

Here’s what I experienced as a 14-year-old girl in 1989 undergoing general anesthesia:

That is literally the last thing my anesthesiologist said to me 2 seconds before I went under. (No middle finger though.)

In 1989 Bill Cosby was apparently in the height of medicinally rendering women unconscious then raping them. Wouldn’t become public knowledge scandal until decades later. Seems like my anesthesiologist may have had a sick sense of humor & mischief, may have known about Bill Cosby’s crimes years before it became public knowledge. All these years in retrospect, this has concerned me a bit.

Uh-oh. I guess this means I should show up to the polls next time. And vote for the less-bad candidate.

But I hate it. I HATE ALL OF IT.

When I’m alone I eat salads with my bare hands if there’s no dressing on it. But when I’m in proper company with people I have to socially adapt and I’m required to use utensils.