I’ll start by googling big balls.
…
I might take a while.

“I’m so sorry for your loss… of your vehicle because your parking expired and your car was towed”.

“So you don’t have any… asspirations 😎”

Excellent observation; you are entirely correct — and here’s why:

Being accused of using ChatGPT for the crime of knowing how to properly use em dashes is far more infuriating.

The Amazon Q&A bot also responds this way (or at least it did last I checked).

Even more confusing that it is written in all caps like the OS of the Nintendo Wii.

The AliExpress algorithm apparently knows me intimately and I didn’t even have to search for it. Seems like “autism skeleton shirt” will get you there, though.

It has also suggested shirts that say things like “I eat cement.” How does it know!?

Ha! I have that same shirt. I have never worn it in public yet, but maybe I will now find an excuse to.