I have a regular bike because it is even cheaper to run than an ebike. What distro should we use?

Untaxed, unregistered, unlicensed, uninsured. Do all the maintenance myself.

“Please consi” - No. Not now, not ever.

If you are willing to spin the yarn you could probably just get some wool from a farmer for very cheap/free. Its almost worthless.

Then I will start to make my own cordage from nettles. The worse these companies become, the more I will return to monke.

“everything you care about” - Time to change hobbies and care about things that don’t have RAM then.