I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I’m pretty sure Pennywise has standards.

Bugs, obviously.

Outlawing hamburgers.

Studies that covered Denmark? I doubt that. Other countries? Maybe, but I don’t care.

You might have to translate this to read it: https://dce.au.dk/aktuelt/nyheder/nyhed/artikel/reduceret-forurening-fra-vejtrafik-under-coronakrisen-giver-faerre-for-tidlige-doedsfald-og-sygedage-i/ but the reduced traffic during corona had a positive effect on air pollution and related deaths and sicknesses.

“Why don’t the poor just commission some houses and then fuck over the contractors?”

I truly do not give a shit until the blame for all the cars is shifted from citizens to employers.

Did you know that Eminem wrote increasingly deranged fan letters to himself under the name Stan and killed a woman?