

Sounds like another CEO could use a high-velocity pat on the back.


Sounds like another CEO could use a high-velocity pat on the back.


Fun fact: when two people kiss, they create a long tube that starts and ends with an anus.


If only we had criminal justice system…
Oh wait, -we- do have a system that’ll hold us accountable for crimes. If only rich people weren’t allowed to do things like rape children or lead an insurrection.
There doesn’t seem to be much consistency - even the same patient could find it really painful one operation and not at all the next.
Propofol is weird stuff.
Cataract surgeries you’re typically awake for. Or rather, sleep isn’t drug induced: you’ll still be laying down in a quiet, dark room, so people sometimes fall asleep naturally (and then wake up naturally, understandably freaked out) but they generally won’t give general anesthesia unless you really can’t tolerate it.
Most likely your describing propofol. It’s stored at room temperature, but causes a sensation that’s comparable to Icy Hot, but how it hits an individual patient varies from person to person. In the moment it can feel scalding hot, blistering cold or anything in between, including nothing at all.
The clarity of your memory of that part tells me you might be a touch tolerant to it - I’d run that by your anesthesiologist if you ever need another surgery.
Definitely ask them for which drugs they used, and if you need anesthesia again later, give that list and your symptoms to your anesthesiologist.
The mask is just oxygen - they want your blood as saturated with O2 as it can be. The stuff that knocks you out comes in from the IV, and it knocks you out so completely that you literally don’t even breathe on your own. So, once that stuff kicks in it’s gogogo time for the anesthesiologist, cuz you’re basically holding your breath until they get you intubated, which allows the ventilator to take over.
*There are probably exceptions to that, but 99% of surgeries requiring general anesthesia will go like that.


Now is a great time to buy stock in companies that sell stamps of things like tiny little dicks.


MS Paint-grade sketch for placeholder art
Finding one of those in game that was truly missed (as opposed to "oh shit we got caught… Uh, it was a placeholder! Promise!) would actually be awesome. Basically an accidental easter egg.
Okay but what kind of doctor?
ENT clinic? Probably what the message is shooting for.
Surgeon? You’ll have a front facing gown, but your ass will most likely be on display.
ER? Why does that patient still have clothes on?? Grab some bandage scissors and chop that shit off!
Protests do work… when the people on the receiving end of that message understand that ignoring them is a mortal liability.
Protests stop working when they accomplish nothing and fail to escalate.