Everybody except the orange twat and his drunken secretary

You got me laughing ya damn fool

This is the second time I’ve ever heard this said in my whole life, which was just weird enough that I looked it up. And…huh

It’s what Lemmy was when I started up after reddit killed their 3rd party apps. Like a year later Lemmy exploded

Everything in the Epstein Files “So Far”

I’m guessing your in the City

Oh, well in that case

I was initially like, “really, under 2? Cheapass county can’t even cover kids under 10?”

My foolishness knows no bounds

Ugh I never looked in the top right corner of outlook till today…there it is, that piece of shit. Why would I need a goddamn summary of an email I’m already reading