…but why?

Sorry, what I meant was that it does that and keeps them from evolving, at the same time. And evolite doesn’t make them anywhere close to on par with evolved forms, from what I remember

A lot of Pokémon have better first and mid evolutions than final. I always wished there was an item or something to give a boost to unevolved Pokémon to keep them viable so I don’t have to lose my cute bulbasaur or ivysaur to a hideous venusaur, or my beautiful dragonair to that doofy looking dragonite

It’s dumb but I saw him and immediately thought maga. I’m always glad to be wrong about stuff like that

Yeah I did the same and thought I was about to read an extremely dark conspiracy theory blog post

A good question… I suggest we all start torrenting new release movies and video games exclusively through Starbucks, because I want to know