I mean you have trees, so they’re mostly on the balcony. I live in a large city (not many trees) of mostly row homes, and they’re on like every window of the side of the houses that face the sun. Not just patios.

Awning. They’re a great way to reduce the need for AC by providing shade in treeless regions.

visibly hysterical (crying and breathing rapidly) and had blood all over her uniform

Wow what highly trained professionals we have 🙄