We found the cure for Alzheimer’s but can’t remember what it was. I think it began with a “c”. Who are you?

Right up there with the batteries that would contain about 1 kg of silver in them. Even if they didn’t become insanely expensive you’d have tweakers foaming at the mouth to steal your batteries.

They run a pool service

The Institute of Sciencey Things

Right up there with “cause/cure for dementia found”

Could end up in a pun chain too

You don’t own a tesla, you just borrow it.

Based on the history of zoning and industrial accidents in Texas these will go next to residential areas.