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8 days ago
My audiobook folder from my phone



My audiobook folder from my phone
Sauce tartare…
Your clearly not from round here mate!
We stole the spice so we could make them inhale cinnamon powder.
Whilst they were coughing profusely we then stole the opium…
I worked with a guy who suggested something similar to this for a Movember growth.
He described it as an asymmetrical moustache.
Can’t even contemplate the confidence on pulling it off whist taking public transport.
FFS guys a huge beetle just appeared next to me and it’s milking itself…
More of in the UK we call it tartare sauce 😀