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I wouldn’t mind someone forcing mint chip on me. It’s objectively the best ice cream flavor, assuming it has enough chips.
They call it gay and make out
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft wants Edge to automatically open by default every time you turn on your Windows 11 PCEnglish
5·3 days agoHave sex with me now?
( ) Yes
( ) Remind me in 3 days
Can I get a summary? I don’t need to be convinced because meditation did help me already I’m just curious about their justification.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Android's new developer verification rollout begins, sideloading changes are nextEnglish
2·5 days agoI like it so far. In the words of Worf, it serves me. I definitely miss some of the settings I had available on my old phone, but this one is much snappier. The os is basically the same as normal android but without the builtin google garbage. I still have the android app store. I guess the main thing is since its a fairphone repair and battery replacement will be much easier so hopefully I can just keep it for a long long time.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Android's new developer verification rollout begins, sideloading changes are nextEnglish
3·6 days agoI just upgraded to a fairphone 6 with e/os preinstalled after holding on to my LG G6 for at least 7 years. The thing that finally pushed me to upgrade was the camera, which was fine in 2019 but now is such a potato. Also the battery life was ass, the usbc port was super loose, and the micro sd card slot was broken so I was perpetually almost out of storage.
What a good girl. She deserves a treat.
Watching death note and fantasizing
Now let’s see Paul Allen’s brain
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•There's nothing stopping an 8 year old child from just taking their parent's ID to do Age Verification...English
2·11 days agoEven if you assume that the politicians aren’t being intentionally evil, in the best case they are acting from a position of negligent ignorance. It doesn’t really matter what their reasons are for supporting this, or what they intend for it to accomplish, the reality is that these kinds of laws will be used for the things I said. Someone should have told them that. Someone likely did tell them that. They decided, in the best possible case, that protecting children from seeing naked people or swear words is worth the dystopian surveillance of the general population. They’re fucking wrong and this kind of legislation only shows how ignorant and/or complicit they are. Maybe you could think like one fucking step beyond the political talking points to the real effects this will have.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•There's nothing stopping an 8 year old child from just taking their parent's ID to do Age Verification...English
8·11 days agoOops I fed a troll. Imagine anyone not telling the whole truth! Heavens to betsy, the inhumanity!
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•There's nothing stopping an 8 year old child from just taking their parent's ID to do Age Verification...English
1·11 days agoI suspect we’ll violently throw off the chains of capitalism before we get to mandatory brain implants, but we’ll see.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•There's nothing stopping an 8 year old child from just taking their parent's ID to do Age Verification...English
101·11 days agoYeah it’s for deanonymizing your online activity so they can sell it to data brokers, who will then sell it to anyone who can pay. Anyone, including ad agencies, fascist governments, law enforcement, religious extremists, people who hate you for existing, etc. It’s not theoretical it’s right there in the open. Maybe the literal people taking your ID won’t do anything to you directly, maybe, but the data about you they sell without a second thought will be bought by people who will and do.
Every time the welfare thing comes up I respond, so what? Who fucking cares if some tiny minority of people abuse the system if it means the people who really need it have easier access, or access at all? No one abusing welfare is so rich you would argue they don’t need help anyway, unless there’s some sort of corruption going on. Big companies take way more in handouts from the government than people on welfare. Why can’t the big powerful successful corporations pull themselves up by their bootstraps?
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Only 90s kids will understandEnglish
1·12 days agoCable tv existed in the 90s. I remember when DVR came out so you could record tv shows automatically and watch them later. You could even fast forward through the ads! No more doing the bathroom break speedrun to avoid them.
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Eh Buddy Hoser@sh.itjust.works•Smarten up down thereEnglish
8·12 days agoOh sweet summer child. They won’t hold back just because you didn’t technically say the thing.
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News@lemmy.world•Teenage-Looking ICE Agents Spotted at LaGuardia Airport, Recruitment Practices Under ScrutinyEnglish
111·12 days agoRemoved by mod
I appreciated that they make you survive in Broken Steel. Democracy is nonn-negotiable.



Drawn for the male gaze clearly. Who would wear a thong and those weird leg warmers that look like thigh highs to bed? Would make much more sense if she was wearing an oversized tshirt or simple nightgown but thats not sexy enough.