I INTENSELY DON’T CARE. I REALLY DO NOT. AT ALL. I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE KEEP INSISTING I CARE WHEN I CONTINUOUSLY TELL THEM THAT I DO NOT. IF YOU THINK I CARE THEN YOU ARE MISTAKEN AND SHOULD BE VERY ASSURED THAT I DON’T CARE EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

Just let the AI have a teensy weensy peek at all of your emails, guys, it’s just an itsy bitsy little peek, what’s the big deal, why don’t you trust us??

Computer, how many R’s in “thank you?”

This’ll turn out great, for sure.

I know I’m not supposed to attribute to malice that which could be attributed to stupidity, but sometimes I think the legislators’ ignorance is actually a front, and their real goal is just even more surveillance.

Jury’s out on the “fast” part