Y’all, it’s about time to look at literally every single conservative conspiracy theory, flip the script and/or its characters, and consider it a massive red flag that this era’s Republican politicians are doing some scaled version of the thing being peddled as conspiracy.

When acknowledged collectively, the rampant conspiracy shit that half our dumbass relatives have fallen for might as well be evidence of the greatest psyop (and/or Super Ultra Conspiracy Theory) there ever was.

Take a heinous bit of reality (the wealthy are raping children on Epstein island) and blow it up into an outlandish conspiracy theory (the Hollywood elite are drinking children’s blood).

Either way, at the end of the day, somebody in power stole someone else’s youth.

I guess reality is all in the semantics.

Unrelated but is this man not the lovechild of Leonardo DiCaprio and Mario Lopez?

Jfc. There is nothing that makes my blood boil more than torture of innocent animals and children.

I’ve also seen local no-name pedos get 20+ years for less than 20 images/charges. Seriously, why do economy-sized buckets of horror net a discount on justice? Fucking disgraceful.

Justice would be this dude taking a trip through a blender. At the very least, 25 to life.

He and his henchmen are probably just being literal here about the gold standard.

“Yep so we are doing science that all but guarantees the outcome of some researched thing (of some value perceived to be stable or at least predictable, might as well be gold) is predicted to be exploitable explorable further in some way, preferably fiscally.”

Scientific integrity, psh, it all about that dolla dolla bill y’all