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One time I went to a strip club when I turned 18. I was gifted a lapdance from my bud and as I sat excitedly on the chair, the woman came out and began to grind on me and shake her ass while bent over near my face. I quickly realized her ass stank. Her ass stank pretty bad. Why had no one told her she stank?? Why did it have to be me to be the first to notice??? Am I a victim here??

It was those damn pesky KIDS. DAMN KIDS.

I cant stand when people say this. I guess just fuck everyone cause jack shit aint happening to you.

Dropped Microsoft a long time ago. Loving every second of it.

They’re rimming his supposed deal lol

And yet people purchase them… so stupid.