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Cake day: March 3rd, 2026

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  • Ok - hear me out.

    We get idk 1000 of us poors to buy some cheap land in the Midwest. Up in Appalachia.

    We sell “Rapture Survival Communities”

    They’re $999/month and you’ll get a hidden bungalow community complete with bunker. We’ll fill it with doctors and pastors and birthing women.

    BUT YOU CANT KNOW THE LOCATION UNTIL THE RAPTURE HAPPENS. You don’t want any pesky liberals finding it and gaying up the place with their liberal demonic child sacrifice transness.

    We will deliver coordinates via analog radio and Morse code once the rapture has started.

    By business plan makes Sam Altman hard in his butt:

    1. Collect money
    2. Don’t build anything.
    3. repeat

    When they come screaming for proof and receipts and refunds… Just gaslight them and buy a politician.







  • I tried to help.

    I built mobile mesh network and 2 layers of encryption for a vault to secure digital evidence of ICE terrorism. Chacha quantum resistant with aes-256 fallback.

    It was open source and free… but I asked for $5/month for the optional upgrade to route traffic through an encrypted vpn tunnel.

    VPN was firewalled so all connected blocked most trackers, data brokers - at both DNS and DoH level. We blocked 50+ stalkerware apps for good measure as well.

    I tried to present this to my community. Apparently this made me a “security risk” because I asked for $5/month for the vpn access.

    Fuck me for not sleeping for a week and killing myself to put this together only to be publicly condemned over 5 fucking dollars.