i mean the pulsing shadow from wind that one hour a day can get pretty annoying and you might have to buy a blackout curtain. maybe two!

oregon isn’t segregated it was just illegal to be black until some embarrassing time i forget

bay area, california, and folk use religion as their segregator. if they want to be surrounded by all white people they pick a religion/cult that has only white people going to it. have their kids go to their youth group, do their polyarhythmiac jazz prom, go to their halloween harvest dinner/chili cookoff and kick all their bland white bean turkey chili bell peppers too spicy asses, sorry i had a point somewhere but i remembered some ptsfuckingd chili and that shit does things to you. like, i don’t think my great/grand/parents joined the cults they joined because they were racists, i think they joined because they were lonely and being racist was something people didn’t end relationships over. you end relationships over white grandma turkey chili that’s got no spice in it oh your god cassie. or your sister cassie’s god it doesn’t matter. drop an ancho and a bar of chocolate in it and pretend just don’t please gods please don’t enter it in the contest again i’m not tasting it if i’m a judge.

don’t join cults kids, you might end up eating some nasty fucking ass chili do your worst hyphen clown asses

my other cat tried to top it by getting very sassy and blurry

this is going to sound weird, but i enjoy cooking my own meals and i don’t think they let you do that on cruises

eh, even on the other side they’re still just platitudes. they become common sayings because people mean them a lot.

don’t criticize their process please. it just works.

nhim just wishes to spread the good word of lactose intolerance farts

don’t let them take our weegees

are you kidding? gran was a party animal. if she got them why wouldn’t I?

also flash floods can pick up and carry houses downriver, which can be out to sea where they later sink.

'96 was a year

whenever something happens you don’t understand, a wizard did it

i mean it depends what you are looking for. they have their thumbs in a lot of pies. my favorite amazon alternative is the local public library, but my library is pretty awesome. only end up buying the books i really want to add to my personal library now.

Look at my boy! He’s a goober!

No my cat is just gassy. She takes after her pet parents I’m a fart factory

She likes to try to give you pink eye. The whole look at my butthole now smell my stink combo. We’re just glad everyone here wears adequate eye pro

Edit I’m tired, word no brain come out of good

I mean I used to be on reddit

i’m on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways

OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something

dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways

what do you mean see they are tiny.

oh, the fuck you contractors special. i know those contracts. it’s better to go work retail. they at least will give you benefits and stability.

my outlook might be colored by some incidents but you may have better luck than i have on those six month shit contracts.