I made a joke the other day about how some people don’t pay attention and forget they have to pay at the register. Some dude in the comments lit me up about him having arthritis and how I’m an insensitive asshole because he can’t hold a credit card.
Like dude, obviously I’m make a general joke and observation and am not commenting on your bitch-ass traitorous joints. Chill tf out.
He means he’s anti-sunscreen.
I remember when Facebook used to just show your friends posts in reverse chronological order. You could react to stuff in real time and it felt great. People would do stuff like watch sporting events and TV shows live and then react with all your friends online.
Then it changed to just pure alogrithm garbage filled with ads.
r/the_donald used to be hilarious. Right up until it became serious.
Poe’s law in action.
That’s how I talk to my cat.
“Meow!”
“Really?”
“MEEEOOOWW!”
"Oh my goodness, never in your whole life?"
“MEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!!”
“Ok then let’s get you fed, you poor thing.”
Gotta aim for the neck
Sorry if this is a dumb question, but I’ve read the article twice now and am coming up blank. What was the “first big ask” that the Trump lawyers lost on?
I agree the case is bullshit. I was just hoping to read something about the judge pressing them on something and them failing to have an answer or something. The headline doesn’t seem to be explained in the article.
Our bonuses are tied to Copilot adoption rates. But it’s not able to do anything useful for my actual work, so I have to use it for shit like “Copilot, take this emoji and make it holding a cartoon knife.”
Real glad my children won’t have any water for this.
Those quotation marks are doing some heavy lifting.
He’s looking up from hell, smiling.
We also have a 92 year old senator. I’ve heard he’s considering seeking reelection in 2 years.
Beat meat, oh it.
And by “punchline” you mean “Solid Snake’s absolute dump truck of an ass”.
Dude went a few SECONDS over his time and they arrested him. Even when he said he was done speaking.
This is actually very common across businesses. My company actually has our bonuses tied to AI adoption, so we have dashboards showing people’s AI usage. Other major companies have done the same, which lead to the practice of “token maxxing” where people were using AI to make more AI calls to boost their numbers up.
Archive link: https://archive.ph/c6DSo
I seen people do two cakes: one that’s expensive but is just for looks and one that’s cheap but tasty.
They used to.
Him saying that really opened to my eyes that Trump wasn’t some nefarious mastermind or a skilled liar. He was and always has been an entertainer and a bullshitter.
Dude literally saw a sign on hospital protocols for sanitizing surfaces: bleach and UV light - then had a camera thrust in front of him and tried to spout some BS acting like he was well informed and smart.