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  • The Disney cartoon characters largely still act like themselves, to the point that a woman tells Mickey Mouse that she’s become deeply depressed after being trapped in Hell for a decade and even attempted suicide, to which he just awkwardly says something like “You’ll be okay! :D”

    In KH3 (the thirteenth game, depending on how you count them), everyone fucking dies (after Donald Duck one-shots a major antagonist with the most powerful spell in Final Fantasy). Sora resets the timeline, which is a crime against God, so he’s removed from the universe and sent to Japan as punishment. This version of Japan is also the setting of Verum Rex, an in-universe video game played by Rex from Toy Story. Verum Rex is also very blatantly the cancelled Final Fantasy Versus XIII, including a shot-for-shot remake of the teaser trailer.

    In the trailer for KH4, Sora awakens in an actual apartment in Shibuya. Because it’s a real place, people were able to find the exact apartment and they doxxed Sora.

    One of the mobile gacha games (with important lore about a cult named after the Seven Deadly Sins being manipulated by their leader into pulling a Jonestown) ended with the player character tricking their friends into killing them, and they died stuck behind one of those giant electric outlets in Wreck-It Ralph.

    The player reincarnated and raised the series antagonist and accidentally gave him a Messiah complex. There was another mobile gacha game starring the antagonist in his youth, which ended with him surviving a school shooting which killed all but one of his friends. This is also why he’s bald. It also made it a lot harsher when Woody told him nobody loves him.








  • Shit, these billionaires are terrified of their mortality. It’s why people like him and Peter Thiel try so hard to fund ways for themselves to extend their lives as much as possible.

    Maybe it’s because all of their greed will be for nothing when they die, as they can’t keep accruing and spending their wealth after death.

    Maybe they hate that they’re just as mortal as us filthy poors, and no matter how much money they throw at it, and no matter how much they think of themselves as Different™, they’re eventually going to close their eyes forever, just like everyone else.