MedicsOfAnarchy

Yeah, this kind of thing has been popping up… well, since I started paying attention in the 1970s.

A friend of mine at that time had a great solution: “When they can’t pay my social security or anything else I’ve paid into, I’ll just take it in trade. I’ll take a fair-value amount of government land - maybe in Yellowstone, someplace nice - and at that point it’s mine. Good luck getting it back.”

Target (ominously): “My turn.”

Trump posted on social media after the announcement of Mueller’s death: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” The Republican president added, “He can no longer hurt innocent people!”

What an uber-douche. I read the morning news Every. God. Damned. Day. And the headline is never, “Trump is dead.”

But there’s always tomorrow.

Edit: I did not mean to change the focus from Mueller to Trump. Buuuuutttt… they might want to check his polonium levels…

Wait until they land. Then blow it up. But be sure to put up a “no trespassing” sign so it’s nice and legal.