[2028] Apple announces that they will no longer sell phones to consumers, only rent them. “Our customers love the ease of monthly rental payments that never stop and we listened!” said one Apple exec.

Nice. But you’re driving 14 miles/hour too slow, and you have 210 more miles of range than you should! :)

His next “big idea” is bs prediction markets that he wants to push on 18-34 year olds. Get 'em started gambling young!

Rule of three- Lady G, the POS from KY, and …

And then you can be “diagnosed” as ill so they can lock you up without due process. More fascist garbage.

Ah, so very Christian of them.

Linux '26er here. I tried a few and CachyOS is now my jam. I’m way too new to offer true insight, but as a new convert, Cachy has good video/gaming support and all the core features I need to keep exploring. 100% recommend a day or two to try it out.

You forget all the money made from manipulating the markets! Release the Trump*Epstein files!!

Once these countries leave, they’ll never go back. And then the rest of us get better alternatives to this enshitification model.