You could also switch it around with Lot’s wife turning back to catch a glimpse of Sodom and Gomorrah.
“Couldn’t resist the urge to sneak a quick peek? The punishment is DEATH BY STONE! And never mind poor widowed Lot and orphaned children, I don’t give a fuck!” - the just and merciful god of the desert.


At least they (boomers, exers, millennials, zoomers… whatever) didn’t vote for… (gasp)… a woman!
Because a woman for president?!! When PIGS fly!!!