If only there was a way to send the same communication to a group of people at once, regardless of what platform they use.

Alas, that sort of technology seems impossible. Even in Star Trek they don’t have such a thing.

They hadn’t used Facebook in years, so this is the default algorithm state — rage bait and bate-bait.

Man, corporate layoffs kill productivity completely for me.

Once you do layoffs >50% of the job becomes performative bullshit to show you’re worth keeping, instead of building things the company actually needs to function and compete.

And the layoffs are random with a side helping of execs saving the people they have face time with.

What do you mean?

Just walk the car wash!