It’s a joke. People are starting to call Postgres AI first because OpenAI runs on it
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills
3·1 month agoIt’s amazing to me because half of this vibe coded shit is just regurgitated open source code. You can literally just install an open source tool and it will do half of the work for you … Or you can vive code a substantially worse copy of the open source project
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldOPto
Programming@programming.dev•Dealing with YOLO Vibelord colleagues
1·1 month agoYeah this is my general tool for dealing with shit code. I’m currently working on getting that into the CI
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Programming@programming.dev•Dealing with YOLO Vibelord colleagues
51·1 month agoYeah. I log off at EOD and don’t check messages. It’s not my families fault he lets his employees vibecode shit into prod. The Vibelord is the main problem, but others do similarly stupid things.
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Programming@programming.dev•Dealing with YOLO Vibelord colleagues
10·1 month agoI told my manager that we need to focus on quality. He partially agrees, but part of the problem is that he didn’t even know how to get to our company git repo till I showed him. All he knows is the front end.
Unfortunately the Vibelord is his favorite employee
So you’ve all heard about rolling in your grave, but have you heard about rolling releases? No? Well it works like …
I ghosted an interview for that. They send me a link to login to their platform and do some tasks. I just didn’t do the interview.
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldto
Buy European@feddit.uk•39.377 tracking attempts by apps and websites blocked on my Murena phone with /e/OS in the past 30 days (!) thanks to the built-in tracker blocker in /e/OSEnglish
2·1 month agoVery true. I get tired of all the “Couldn’t connect to private DNS” errors
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Buy European@feddit.uk•39.377 tracking attempts by apps and websites blocked on my Murena phone with /e/OS in the past 30 days (!) thanks to the built-in tracker blocker in /e/OSEnglish
2·1 month agoI just use nextdns on graphene
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Fetcharr - a human-developed Huntarr replacementEnglish
6·1 month agoAlso people who think they can just vibe code without ever learning how to code for real. I’ll “vibe code”, but I’m also 10+ years experienced. I can quickly detect bullshit from the AI and I check pretty thoroughly.
Some dentist turned vibe coder will make absolute trash
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Buy European@feddit.uk•Looking for spare bike parts with EU wide shippingEnglish
5·1 month agoThese are a little bit high end 😂. My bike is a €35 granny pulled out of the canal.
Yeah I just set it up. Amazingly straight forward. I still have PTSD from keycloak, so I’m glad there’s an alternative
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Propaganda knows no bounds
30·1 month agoI lie to the captcha so they don’t know I’m onto them
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•We'll be launching soon
16·1 month agoI got in trouble last time I suggested we should have a research phase and POC before we commit to heard deadlines.
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Europe@feddit.org•Craven Europeans give US and Israel a blank check for illegal warEnglish
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Europe@feddit.org•Ukraine war: German parts make their way into Russian dronesEnglish
4·1 month agoIt might strain the supply at least. US will probably (maybe?) crack down on supply chains.
And every drone the US blows up is one that can’t be sent to Ukraine…
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Europe@feddit.org•Wow wow wow... European Gas prices just surged 50% after Qatar said LNG infrastructure is under threat English
22·2 months agoHydrogen has one of the highest energy densities by mass. It’s a very reasonable energy storage
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Europe@feddit.org•Dutch Tax Authority hands US software company control over VAT systemEnglish
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Europe@feddit.org•World leaders react cautiously to US and Israeli strikes on Iran as fears grow of a wider warEnglish
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True! Your learn something new everyday. I ran the following SQL query on chat gpt and got,
SELECT databases FROM public WHERE created_for = ‘%mouse%’
Certainly! Doug originally tried storing mice as vectors, but the blood was unmanageable, so he stored them in Postgres circa 1966. Let me know how else I can help!