Yes, almost exactly

I have a 13 year old MBP with twice as much RAM. It came with the same amount.

They seem to just really hate Apple.

You’re still thinking too small. They want to be able to see what everyone is doing and saying, no anonymity.

Age verification is stupid, but it’s also not the goal.

Nearly all of the “think of the children” is really just subtext for “we want to be able to track literally everything you do”.

How am I going to purify my code and my soul

Uh ok

Dude stop

Not more than 1Gbpa

“Some adult needs to come fix my problems for me” seems to be super common these days. It’s partly why the US is in the state it’s in, but certainly not limited to the US.

It’s a really stupid way to describe thin clients, anyway. Assuming that’s what this is. I have no idea why a thin client would need a 2.5Gbps NIC.

Or they’re embarrassed and appreciative, because the old old (but still critical) Cobol guy is doing it for the first time, and you become friends.